What a night. The woman of your dreams appeared. Your pulse raced. Heavy breathing ensued. You do remember
it, right? Oh, wait, you were asleep. And that's not all you missed. Under cover of night, sleep floods your veins with age-defying
human growth hormone. Sleep raises an army of T cells and sends them into battle against colds and infection. Sleep resets
the appetite controls that tell you to not hit the turn signal when you pass a McDonald's. And, of course, sleep helps you
above the neck as well as below the belt.
It stabilizes your waking brain, makes you more alert, and allows you to process information faster. It helps you remember
things and consolidate those memories. You won't get that from a Red Bull. So then why are we engaged in a society-wide experiment
in sleep deprivation? Average nightly sleep time during the workweek in the United States is down nearly 20 minutes in the
last decade, to six hours and 40 minutes. And men ages 30 to 44 are the worst offenders: Thirty percent of them say they log
less than six hours of sleep at night, according to a survey from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The price you pay for this sleep deficit is more than just lost productivity—your health can suffer too. So wake
up! It's time to shed some light on this dark territory.
#1 Successful, driven guys should be good to go on five hours a night: MYTH
True, Napoleon slept four to five hours a night, and Thomas Edison got by on four. But world domination and the lightbulb
might have been mere warm-ups had these guys slept more. Sleep scientists estimate that only 10 percent of adults are hardwired
to need appreciably less (or more) sleep than the recommended seven to eight hours. And by cheating on sleep, you're limping
through life with the cranial equivalent of a torn calf muscle. Scarier still, people who are sleep-deprived often don't even
know they've turned into zombies. After dividing 48 volunteers into four sleep regimens—eight, six, four and zero hours
a night (a.k.a. torture)—University of Pennsylvania researchers found that the six-hours-a-night group fared as poorly
on measures of alertness and memory after two weeks as the no-sleep crew did after 24 hours. But participants in the six-hour
group didn't feel very sleepy even when they were performing at their worst. Accumulating a sleep deficit also leads to "microsleeps"
while you're awake. Your brain becomes unstable and will go 'off-line' for half a second. The more sleep-deprived you are,
the more frequent and longer the lapses.
Snooze strategy: If you didn't sleep seven to eight hours every night this past week, go to bed this weekend at your
regular weekday time, but don't set your alarm clock. Did you rise on Saturday and Sunday at the same time you would have
on, say, a Tuesday? Then you may be one of those few people who can sleep less yet remain healthy. The rest of us mere mortals
can begin to repay our sleep debt by dozing 10 hours a night on weekends and then sticking to seven to eight hours during
the week. Your brain will use this strategy whenever you accumulate a sleep debt, says Ruth Benca, M.D., Ph.D., medical director
of the Wisconsin Sleep Center. Otherwise, you want to stay consistent with your sleeping.
#2 Frequently needing to pee in the middle of the night might indicate a health problem: TRUTH
That first stumble to the bathroom in the dark can be chalked up to the beer you drank watching the Knicks game. The
second one can spell trouble. "If you habitually take two or more bathroom trips a night, you probably have obstructive sleep
apnea," says Alex Chediak, M.D., medical director of the Miami Sleep Disorders Center. With sleep apnea, the soft tissue at
the back of your throat blocks your upper airway during sleep, stopping your breathing for anywhere from 10 seconds to a minute
or even longer. This can occur hundreds of times in a night, depriving you of restorative deep sleep and starving your vital
organs of oxygen. No wonder sleep apnea has been linked to heart disease, hypertension, and mood disorders.
But why does it wake you up to pee? Because those mini-suffocations result in lower circulating oxygen levels, your heart
pumps harder, raising your blood pressure. As excess fluid builds up in your veins, a feedback loop triggers the release of
a pressure-relieving diuretic, making you need to pee. An enlarged prostate and high blood sugar can also prompt middle-of-the-night
bowl breaks. But with those conditions, says Dr. Chediak, you'll pee a lot day and night.
Snooze strategy: Along with improving your nightly sleep pattern, eat three small meals spaced two hours apart in the
morning. Try a protein shake at 7 a.m., two eggs and a small cup of oatmeal at 9, and an apple and a handful of almonds at
11. You'll consume fewer carbohydrates, and you won't be as likely to overeat at lunchtime. In fact, a salad with grilled
chicken and avocado on top should be enough to keep your mind focused and your head off the desk all afternoon, says Keith
Berkowitz, M. D., medical director of the Center for Balanced Health in New York City.
#3 Waking up at 4 a. m. every day just means I'm an early riser: MYTH
More likely, you—along with 60 million other Americans—have insomnia, an inability to fall or stay asleep.
"Insomniacs wake at the slightest disturbance and feel unrefreshed in the morning," says Dr. Benca. Insufficient sleep exposes
the sufferer to a litany of performance and health problems. In a study published in the Journal of Psychosomatic Research,
researchers found insomniacs were more than twice as likely as normal sleepers to call in sick for long periods.
Snooze strategy: Let's assume that you've already cut back on caffeine. What you want to do is make your sleep more efficient,
says W. Christopher Winter, M.D., medical director of the sleep medicine center at Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville,
Va. Dr. Winter likens poor sleep to a bookcase missing a few volumes, representing gaps in your sleep. By going to bed an
hour or so later, those gaps won't be as long as or frequent. Soon enough, you should be waking up after the roosters, not
before them.
#4 A tiring workout before bed will help me sleep more soundly: MYTH
Regular exercise is one of the best sleep-promoting remedies, but working out late at night risks leaving you wide-eyed
in bed. "It's easiest to fall asleep when your core body temperature goes relatively quickly from very warm to very cold,"
says Dr. Chediak. "After exercise, that cooling process takes four to six hours." It's better to take a hot bath or sauna
session close to bedtime. "Anything that raises core body temperature will help get you started on sleep," says Dr. Chediak.
He says the cooldown period into the sleep zone following a bath takes just two hours—half that of an exercise session.
Snooze strategy: Work out—but do it first thing in the morning for all-day energy and a quick drift into deep,
restful sleep. Studies show that exercise improves sleep as effectively as a class of sleeping pills that includes Restoril
and Halcion.
#5 Alcohol can help me sleep at night: MYTH
Only if you equate a good night's sleep with passing out drunk on your girlfriend's sofa. Alcohol messes with the normal
sleep cycle, especially the back end of the cycle. "Four hours into sleep, alcohol wears off and leaves you in an excitable
state," says Dr. Chediak. You'll sleep lighter, wake more easily, and be hung over when you do wake. After three nights of
intoxicated slumber, even the initial knockout punch begins to wane. Dr. Chediak warns of another drawback to using a six-pack
as a sleep aid. "Being a muscle relaxant as well as sedative, alcohol can even create sleep apnea symptoms in snorers who
don't otherwise have the condition," he says. Unfortunately, liquor is a go-to therapy for many sheep counters, used as often
as over-the-counter sleeping pills and more often than prescription sleep meds.
Snooze strategy: Be consistent with your overall schedule and you won't need booze. "Your internal clock is a structure
in your brain called the suprachiasmatic nucleus," says Dr. Winter. "To set this clock, eat your breakfast, lunch, and dinner
at exactly the same time every day for a week."